Me: "Rhetters, come on. You about done?"
Rhett: "I'm pooping. This takes awhile, you know."
Me: "Well hurry it up. I'm tired of standing out here."
Silence.
Rhett: "You know what? Today while I was at church I went to the bathroom and my glasses fell right in the toilet. I just thought you'd like to know."
Me: Gasp!
Rhett: "The good news was that there was no poopoo or peepee in there so I just wiped 'em right off and put 'em back on."
Ugghhh. Really? Could these glasses cause me any more trouble? If they could talk they could write a really great novel of all the unique places they have been. Right now they'd talk about how they are swimming in a bowl of rubbing alcohol. Needless to say, cheek kisses for Little Buddy were a no-go today. I need to put some distance between my lips and the church's preschool wing toilet.
1 comment:
Now this was funny! Gotta Love it!!
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